Sott Exclusive: CNN says ISIS lures Western women with pictures of Nutella and kittens

On Wednesday morning, CNN revealed shocking information about the depth of dastardliness to which ISIS is now stooping in its effort to subvert the glorious freedoms and democracy of Western peoples: they're after our women, using the most devilish and devious ploy ever imagined by the mind of man or jihadi.

CNN's Carol Costello spelled out, in glorious technicolor, that Western women are being manipulated by ISIS online^TM into thinking that life with the world's most high profile head-choppers (after Saudi Arabia) would be pretty cool and fun because there would be kittens, nutella and "emojis" (whatever they are).

Inside sources have informed Sott.net that, other than the online maneuvers, there is also a practical application of this insidious scheme. ISIS operatives smother kittens in Nutella and tie a string to them. The kittens are then surreptitiously placed where women are likely to be, shoe shops for example. When the unwitting Western female spots the kitty, she becomes entranced by the pseudo-chocolate-paste-covered-feline, at which point the ISIS operative slowly winds the kitten in.

The women, spellbound by both the smell of chocolate and their irresistible maternal instinct to cuddle the kitten, are undone. Once within range of the Isis operative, a giant cage descends and the women are captured and taken away to ISIS land, on the back of a marshmallow unicorn.

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