SOTT Satire Desk: the 2015 'Oscars'

Best actor

The best actor award goes to......Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, for his portrayal of a sensitive, caring, jovial, human being, in the 'Bibi-sitter'.

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Best film

The best film award.....is for the Head Choppers. An extremely violent film featuring countless acts of barbarity and set in the Middle East, depicting man's inhumanity to fellow man. The film's PR team also won the inaugural 'marshmallow unicorn' award for their creativity in promotion and marketing. Unfortunately, no members of the Saudi Arabia Royal family were able to attend, so a close friend and ally received the award on their behalf.

'Jihadi' John Kerry accepting the Best Film award on behalf of the Saudi Royal family for the 'Head Choppers'

Best documentary

50 shades of filth.... won the best documentary award, for highlighting the glorification and acceptance of pornography and revealing society's moral bankruptcy.

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Best foreign film

The best foreign film award..... goes to Je suis un mouton (I am a sheep). The film's director Ivor Sansa Doomavich, upon accepting the award, dedicated it to the heroic, anti-establishment French comic Dieudonné, who was unable to attend due to a prior engagement.

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Best supporting actor

This award was actually shared by six relatively unknown actors who starred as the Patsy brothers, also in Je suis un mouton (I am a sheep). Ivor Sansa Doomavich, renowned as an enigmatic character in the cinematic world, stunned the audience by suggesting his current film would also be his last. " 'Closing of the Grand Cycle' is due to be completed...... very, very soon" he mysteriously added.

A scene from Je suis un mouton - showing two of the award winning supporting actors portraying the Patsy brothers

Gary

Gary Boyle joined the SOTT Team in 2013, where he does his bit to expose the psychos in power by writing satire and keeping an eye on scientific developments. A social care worker and part-time unpaid taxi driver for his teenaged children, Gary has a background in architecture, with particular interest in natural building. He enjoys a simple life on the increasingly ponerized British Isles, where he is striving to rebuild ‘Soul Communities'.